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Hand it over
Drop in your PDF or DOCX. We read the resume recruiters are actually judging.
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Get roasted.
Then get hired.
Put your resume in front of an AI with no patience for fluff. Get a brutal roast, a real Resume Roast Score, and the fixes that earn a second look.
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Ripper AI / analysis
Drop your resume here
PDF · DOCX · 10 MB MAX
> analyzing resume.pdf
> scanning for fluff...
> detecting buzzwords...
> calculating roast...
> roast ready. ▋
Sample burn
“‘Hard worker’ is not a skill. It’s the minimum operating requirement.”
Roast score
82
The Ripper rule
Brutal honesty.
Real improvement.
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No fake praise
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No vague checklists
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No invented credentials
From upload to glow-up
Your resume has three rounds to survive.
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Get the truth
Ripper grades ATS readiness, clarity, keyword signals, and impact without the corporate sugar coating.
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Share the score
Leave with practical fixes plus a Resume Roast Score card built to post without a long explanation.
The serious bit
Every punchline points to a fix.
The score tracks what determines whether a recruiter reads on: keyword alignment, skimmability, specificity, and achievement-focused writing.
See your scoreATS
86
Clarity
72
Impact
64
Choose your damage
Start with a free burn.
One roast tells you what is broken. A rebuild tells you exactly how to fix it.
Quick Roast
$0
Find out where your resume gets cooked.
- One AI resume roast
- ATS, clarity, and impact scores
- Shareable Resume Roast Score card
Ripped & Rebuilt
$12
One-time per resume
Keep the comedy. Add the full repair job.
- Everything in Quick Roast
- Section-by-section rewrites
- Stronger achievement bullets
- Tailoring for one job posting
- Export-ready recommendations
- Re-roast your revised draft
Before you upload
Fair questions. Brutally clear answers.
Your resume can take it
Stop guessing why recruiters swipe left.
Get the laugh, the score, and the exact fixes your resume has been quietly begging for.